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Nadan hein jo rakhtay hen umeed kisi sy

Poetry sms Nadan hein jo rakhtay hen umeed kisi sy Aik ZAAT-E-KHUDA k siwa koi kisi ka nahi hota

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Doro apnay Rab ke magfirat ke tarf aur us janat ke tarf

Quranic Verses sms Doro apnay Rab ke magfirat ke tarf aur us janat ke tarf jis ke wusaat (chorai) asman o zamin ke wusat k braber hy ye un logon k lye banai gai hy jo Allah per aur us k Rasool'on per...

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Boy: Tootey huye dil se peyar karo gi

Funny sms Boy: Tootey huye dil se peyar karo gi Ya dil tootney tak peyar karo gi? Girl: KAMINEY! Tooti hui chappal se pitey ga Ya chappal K tootney tak pitey

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jo shakhs hr waqat wazuu mn rhe ga

Hadees e Nabavi sms Rasool ALLAH (S,A,W) ny farmaya, 1=jo shakhs hr waqat wazuu mn rhe ga,ALLAH ta'ala uski rozi kashada farmaye ga, 2=us shakhs ki hajat jaldi puri hoti he,jo apni hajat kisi or insaan...

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Ek pathan par bijli ki taar gir gai

Pathan sms Ek pathan par bijli ki taar gir gai Pathan tarap tarap k marnay hi wala tha k usay achaanak khyal aya bjli to subha se band hai.

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ایک دن بیماری نے دولت سےکہاتم کتنی خوش نصیب هو هر کوئ

Reality of life sms ایک دن بیماری نے دولت سےکہاتم کتنی خوش نصیب هو هر کوئ تمهیی پانے کی کوشش کرتاهےاورمیی کتنی بدنصیب هوں هر کوئ مجه سےدور بهاگتا هے.دولت بولی خوش نصیب تو تم هو، جسےپاکرلوگ...

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Sari Raat Guzar jati hai isi Kashmakash me ay sahil

Funny Poetry sms Sari Raat Guzar jati hai isi Kashmakash me ay sahil K Kambal ki Lambai konsi hai aur Chorai konsi hai...

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Shaadi k bad Halaat pe Kaabu pana itna hi Mushkil hai jitna

Funny sms Shaadi k bad Halaat pe Kaabu pana itna hi Mushkil hai jitna... us Shalwar pe Kaabu pana jis ka Lastic toot Gaya ho ) hehehe.....

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JUMMAY KI HISTORY ye kainat 6 din mein bani or aakhri din jumme ka tha.

Jumma Mubarak sms JUMMAY KI HISTORY 1: ye kainat 6 din mein bani or aakhri din jumme ka tha. 2: jumma k din hi qayamat aaye gi. 3: jumma k din hi Hazrat Aadam A.S. paida hue or unki wafat bhi jumma k...

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Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.

Funny sms Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai. Ye 24 Ghante Active Rehta Hai. Ye Hamari Pedaish Se Le Kr Us Waqt Tak Kaam Krta Hai Jab Tak "SHADI"Nahi Ho Jati:-D

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Define a GIRL The 1 who before going out 4 a party puts on

Funny sms Define a "GIRL" The 1 who before going out 4 a party puts on Mascara Eye shadow Eye liner Lipgloss Glitter Rouge Blush Kajal Wears d best dress wid heals Accessories & Still asks: "Over...

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Speed is calculated as Miles per hour

GooD MorninG sms Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" But Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"... Wish u many smiles of the day! God bless you.

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Jaan Lo agar Tum Apnay RAB Pe Bohat BHAROSA Rakhte Ho To

Motivational sms Jaan Lo agar.. "Tum Apnay "RAB" Pe Bohat "BHAROSA" Rakhte Ho To.. Yeh Bhi Jaan Lo ke Tumhara "RAB" iss "BHAROSAY" ko kabhi tootnay nahen dey ga.." Kon kehta hai k "Allah" Nazar nahi...

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Last night, i was thinking of u,1 tear rolled out

Cute sms Last night, i was thinking of u,1 tear rolled out. I asked why r u came out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes. Now there is no place 4 me.....

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Sardar went to Microsoft office for Interview.

Sardar sms Sardar went to Microsoft office for Interview. Interviewer : Tell me any 4 versions of Java? Sardar : Mar java , Mit Java, Lut java, Main sadkay java...:p

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Wife: Mainy suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooryn milyn gi.

Husband Wife sms Wife: Mainy suna hai k Jannat me Mardon ko Hooryn milyn gi. Tou aurton ko kya mily ga? Husband: Kuch nahi, yeh Offer sirf Mazloomon k liye häe;-)!.

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2012 ka Sawal: 2 dost thy 2no ny shadi karli aik sal bad 2no ki

Intelligence Question sms 2012 ka Sawal. 2 dost thy 2no ny shadi karli  aik sal bad 2no ki aik aik beti peda ho gai kuch sal bad 2no ki betiya jawan hogai or 2no ki biwiya mar gai 2no ne ek 2sry ki...

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The world is strange n stranger we too,

Never Forget sms The world is strange n stranger we too, time lead me here so i cud know u, bt da future is stil uncertain, hu knows whn it wil begin, da time may com whn we wil b apart, bt never mind...

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Wherever I Go, I can Feel you…

Wherever I Go, I can Feel you… Whatever I See, I can See you… Whatever I hear, I can hear Ur Voice… Whatever I Do, I Feel Ur Presence In Me… Even though you are Miles apart from me, U are Living within...

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Every tear is a sign of broken heart,

Never Forget sms Every tear is a sign of broken heart, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of happiness, every SMS is a Symbol of Remembrance.

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